Where Is Mobile Technology Going?

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By julianscomedystop

The Future of Telecommunications.
Julian Maldonado aka Lou Pastrami talks and listens with ease while driving.
Julian Maldonado aka Lou Pastrami talks and listens with ease while driving.
"I can't text on this thing!"- Monique
"I can't text on this thing!"- Monique
Redefining "Mobile"
Redefining "Mobile"
"Talk louder. I can't hear you!"- Julia
"Talk louder. I can't hear you!"- Julia
Easy Connectivity
Easy Connectivity
Other Services Are All Washed Up
Other Services Are All Washed Up
Long Distance? No Problem
Long Distance? No Problem
Other Mobile Services Are "For the Birds!"
Other Mobile Services Are "For the Birds!"
No More Frustrating Signal Drop Offs
No More Frustrating Signal Drop Offs

Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow

Each season brings new communicative innovation. Each generation demands a new qualitative perspective. Now communication innovation reaches a new plateau in the climb to the technology summit. The peak of man's intuitive charge to the future, where the unobstructed view is unmatched and breathtaking, Julian's Comedy Stop style.

Maybe it all started with two cave people, each banging two rocks together on opposite sides of a great cavern. The clear coded sounds echoing across the miles. Reception was good and mobile communication was born. Discreet messaging meant to communicate something important in a manner that was safe and confidential. Dinner's ready? Dinosaurs at 4 o'clock high? Tribe X attacking at noon? Don't forget the eggs? Hello, it's me. Where are you? I miss you.

Alexander Graham Bell, Thomas Edison, Mr. Morse and more could only imagine from where we've come and gone to where we're going. Invisible as the wind but so much a part of today's world it's hard to fathom life without the multiple devices that connect us no matter where we are. Competition is fierce for the attention of consumers and now M&J Globile has entered the ring in a big way. Alex, can you imagine, unlimited long distance?

"Talk louder, I can't hear you", young Julia implores. "What? I don't think I get good reception around here," her fictional Dad Lou Pastrami complains from inside his moving car. "Text?" Monique quizes. "I can't text on this thing!" Monique asserts, pointedly outlining the limitations of her new mobile phone and serviice provider. The frustration is clearly written on their faces as they reveal some problems common tomany in their persuit of communication perfection.

In a funny new video featuring the fictional Pastrami family, the clan explores the limitations that keep them from full and total though transformation. Some service is all washed up, as Jana discovers, picking up and answering the wrong device. "I can't hear you!" Lou shouts with his wife Patty sitting mere feet away but unable to make the connection we've all come to expect. The video is all meant to be a satirical commentary on our ever increasing expectations, always wanting better and more from our mobile devices.

"This service is for the birds." Patty concludes, the frustration etched on her face as she tosses her cares to the side. Even the family bird has a hard time making the right connection. M&J Global Entertainment, parent company of Julian's Comedy Stop, is happy to come to the rescue with answers that are just for fun. No serious tech savy Wall Street investor should languish over this new technology for hidden meanings and profit potential. It's all for fun and fun for all.

Imagine if you will, a modern take on the proven paper cup and string theory that sound travels through a conduit that provides for the clearest of receptive communication at both ends, all the time. Take it anywhere you go. Use at home, in the car, on a boat for that matter. It's the ultimate in mobility. Now and in the future, M&J Global Mobile; the makers of Liquid Diddy, and Talcum X, with their best comedies and good clean, funny, family videos; offers free unlimited long distance for all to enjoy. String not included.

JCS Funny DVDs Available through Amazon.com

Julian's Comedy Stop Family Showtime
Amazon Price: $12.00
Julian's Comedy Stop Family Fun Volume 1
Amazon Price: $12.00
Julian's Comedy Stop Gangster Crooner & Friends
Amazon Price: $12.00

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Reynold Jay Level 7 Commenter 7 months ago

This is one of your first HUBS?!?!?! Wow, you mastered this quickly! Welcome to HUB writing. I enjoyed this very much. You have this laid out beautifully and it is easy to understand. Keep up the great HUBS. I must give this an “Up ONE and Useful.” I'm now your fan! RJ

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susannah42 7 months ago

Good hub, very well written.

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Phil Plasma 7 months ago

Mobile technology will soon be so mobile that we won't be able to catch up with it. Nice hub earning you a vote-up.

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mr-burns Level 2 Commenter 5 months ago

Excellent hub. We'll have to see where it all goes. Looking forward to some more hubs

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